fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i couldn’t if i tried.
don’t be fuckin rude
This hurts my soul
That last kid in green speaks the damn truth
I feel so old right now
look at all these little brats (besides the last kid he’s smart)- GAMEBOY WAS THE SHIT.
"A piece of junk" wow I wanna slap that little boy or girl, whatever it is in the face
Is this an mp3?
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
if october to january isn’t your favorite time of the year you’re wrong